Let me just preface this with saying that I am FULLY aware that this guy is NOT out there and does NOT exist. But…, lets just go forward with this for a second for the hell of it. I want someone who loves Star Wars as much as I do, and thinks my tattoo idea is cool. I want him to be a mild Trekky, but not be too obsessed with it. I want someone who knows that Han shot first. I want someone who...